Please note: if you have not bought him bacon socks before, there is no time like the present (dad joke intended). They provide all the bacony goodness of actual bacon with 50% less trans fat and 70% more fashionability. We will admit bacon smells better than these, especially after heavy use.
Order by 6/9 to get them by Father's Day! All orders for men's socks include a special "Dad Lib," because we're all about added value here. And puns. And awkward Mad Libs about your dad. Here's a sneak peek at one in the works. Enjoy!